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Description
HAARP Graphic T-ShirtEST. 1993 Still Definitely Not Controlling the Weather Proudly commemorate Americas least secret secret installation with this bold graphic tee featuring the HAARP array beneath a ripple of aurora borealis and pure plausible deniability. Printed on heavyweight cotton, its the perfect shirt for stargazing, signal boosting, or just casually deflecting questions from nosy strangers. Crisp graphic featuring HAARPs Gakona, Alaska facility Designed for
EST. 1993 – Still Definitely Not Controlling the Weather
Proudly commemorate America’s least-secret secret installation with this bold graphic tee featuring the HAARP array beneath a ripple of aurora borealis and pure plausible deniability. Printed on heavyweight cotton, it’s the perfect shirt for stargazing, signal boosting, or just casually deflecting questions from nosy strangers.
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Crisp graphic featuring HAARP’s Gakona, Alaska facility
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Designed for layering under lead-lined outerwear
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Garment-dyed for that fresh “I’ve been off-grid since 2008” look
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Soft enough for everyday wear, rugged enough for field research
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Trusted by amateur scientists, shortwave weirdos, and retired Air Force majors alike
Officially unofficial government merch.
You didn’t get it from us.
Size guide
| WIDTH (inches) | LENGTH (inches) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (inches) | |
| S | 18 ¼ | 26 ⅝ | 16 ¼ |
| M | 20 ¼ | 28 | 17 ¾ |
| L | 22 | 29 ⅜ | 19 |
| XL | 24 | 30 ¾ | 20 ½ |
| 2XL | 26 | 31 ⅝ | 21 ¾ |
| 3XL | 27 ¾ | 32 ½ | 23 ¼ |
| 4XL | 29 ¾ | 33 ½ | 24 ⅝ |
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
| 4XL | 75.6 | 85 | 62.6 |
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