Meme War Veteran Distressed Dad Hat

Meme War Veteran Distressed Dad HatIssued for campaigns fought mostly from a chair. The Meme War Veteran Distressed Dad Hat is for the old hands of internet politics: the men who remember when the memes were dank, the takes were radioactive, and every comment section looked like a NATO exercise conducted by raccoons. You learned the enemy could be cunning and ruthless. You also learned he usually had 38 followers, an anime avatar, and a thread about democracy funded by a think tank.

Issued for campaigns fought mostly from a chair.

The Meme War Veteran Distressed Dad Hat is for the old hands of internet politics: the men who remember when the memes were dank, the takes were radioactive, and every comment section looked like a NATO exercise conducted by raccoons.

You learned the enemy could be cunning and ruthless. You also learned he usually had 38 followers, an anime avatar, and a thread about democracy funded by a think tank. Your covert counter-psyops mettle was tested again and again, mostly by people using the word “misinformation” like a magic spell.

The crown is soft, the brim is worn in, and the whole thing looks like it has already been through three election cycles and a congressional hearing about misinformation.

Low-profile, comfortable, and ready for timeline veterans who would like one quiet afternoon without being briefed by strangers.

• 100% pre-shrunk cotton twill
• Soft crown
• 6 sewn eyelets
• 6 stitched rows on the brim
• 6-panel unstructured cap with a low profile
• Seamed front panel without buckram
• Adjustable hook and loop closure