Karen's First Cancel Hardcover Journal

Karen's First Cancel Hardcover JournalA heartwarming tale of tattling, tattling again, and then calling corporate. Whether youre documenting problematic conversations, reporting playground microaggressions, or just compiling a list of people who made you feel unsafe, this cheerful little notebook is ready for action. Disguised as a sweet vintage childrens book, Karens First Cancel is the ideal journal for modern day informants and social compliance overachievers. It's perfect for jotting

A heartwarming tale of tattling, tattling again, and then calling corporate.

Whether you’re documenting problematic conversations, reporting playground microaggressions, or just compiling a list of people who made you feel unsafe, this cheerful little notebook is ready for action.

Disguised as a sweet vintage children’s book, Karen’s First Cancel is the ideal journal for modern-day informants and social compliance overachievers. It's perfect for jotting down thoughtcrimes, organizing your sticker pack of approved beliefs, or practicing your next emotionally weaponized phone call to HR.

Give one to your favorite middle manager, HOA chair, or aspiring tattletale today! 

It's a durable, hardcover notebook with a printed, laminated cover and stitched pages that won’t fall out when you inevitably throw it across the room after seeing the news.

• Matte laminated front and back cover
• Dimensions: 5.75″ × 8″ (14.6 cm × 20.3 cm)
• 150 lined pages (75 sheets)
• Perforated pages for easy tear-out
• Casewrap binding with a flexible sewn spine
• Made in the USA