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Description
Rules for Old Age T-shirtThis t shirt is based on the great Jack Nicholson quote to Morgan Freeman from the movie The Bucket List. One aging buddy to the other, he quoted the following great advice for rules as you age: 1. Never pass up a bathroom. 2. Never waste a hard on. 3. Never trust a fart. These are truly words to live by in your golden years! And this t shirt makes a great gift for the young at heart. Just dont laugh too hard or you might test rule #3. Tee is
This t-shirt is based on the great Jack Nicholson quote to Morgan Freeman from the movie The Bucket List. One aging buddy to the other, he quoted the following great advice for rules as you age:
1. Never pass up a bathroom.
2. Never waste a hard-on.
3. Never trust a fart.
These are truly words to live by in your golden years! And this t-shirt makes a great gift for the young at heart. Just dont laugh too hard or you might test rule #3.
Tee is available in olive, army, navy, black and grey and in sizes up to 4XL.
This super-soft, baby-knit t-shirt looks great on both men and women – it fits like a well-loved favorite. Made from 100% cotton, except for heather colors, which contain polyester.
• 100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)
• Baby-knit jersey
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Cover stitched and hemmed sleeves
• Side-seamed
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★★★★★ 5
Beautiful tux!
Size: Large, Color: Purple, Size: Large, Color: Purple
I only needed to get the pants hemmed and the tux looked AMAZING on me!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 29, 2026
★★★★★ 1
Misleading
Size: Small, Color: Brown
This is a very horrible material and poorly made suit, I have never bought anything this bad in amazon before, the crazy thing is that I returned this thing to get a refund and they shipped back the exact same garbage back to me.
I clearly do not like anything about it, this is a misleading advert
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Reviewed in the United States on June 3, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Beautifuly made
Size: 3X-Large, Color: Baby Pink
Great product and made well. The attention to detail is outstanding. Looks great on my sister
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Reviewed in the United States on March 24, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Great Value! Well made!
Size: Large, Color: Dark Black, Size: Large, Color: Dark Black
Surprised by the high quality!
Good Fit
Pants will need hemming
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Reviewed in the United States on February 11, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Nice suit for a low cost
Size: X-Large, Color: Black
Perfect, true size! I don’t think you could get it a better suit for the price. Lots of compliments.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 27, 2026
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