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I'd Like to Play Alone, Please: EssaysA #2 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER From a massively successful stand up comedian and co host of chart topping podcasts "2 Bears 1 Cave" and "Your Mom's House," hilarious real life stories of parenting, celebrity encounters, youthful mistakes, misanthropy, and so much more. Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he
A #2 NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER From a massively successful stand-up comedian and co-host of chart-topping podcasts "2 Bears 1 Cave" and "Your Mom's House," hilarious real-life stories of parenting, celebrity encounters, youthful mistakes, misanthropy, and so much more.Tom Segura is known for his twisted takes and irreverent comedic voice. But after a few years of crazy tours and churning out podcasts weekly, all while parenting two young children, he desperately needs a second to himself. It's not that he hates his friends and family -- he's not a monster -- he's just beat, which is why his son's (ruthless) first full sentence, "I'd like to play alone, please," has since become his mantra. In this collection of stories, Tom combines his signature curmudgeonly humor with a revealing look at some of the ridiculous situations that shaped him and the ludicrous characters who always seem to seek him out. The stories feature hilarious anecdotes about Tom's time on the road, including some surreal encounters with celebrities at airports; his unfiltered South American family; the trials and tribulations of parenting young children with bizarrely morbid interests; and, perhaps most memorably, experiences with his dad who, like any good Baby Boomer father, loves to talk about his bowel movements and share graphic Vietnam stories at inappropriate moments. All of this is enough to make anyone want some peace and quiet. I'D LIKE TO PLAY ALONE, PLEASE will have readers laughing out loud and nodding in agreement with Segura's message: in a world where everyone is increasingly insane, sometimes you just need to be alone.
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awesome simple case!
Color: Crystal Clear, Color: Crystal Clear
i got the clear case for my citrus neo which is exactly what i wanted! the beautiful color still shines through and the size fits perfectly. the case was easy to put on and feels secure + the feel of it is very smooth and feels nice. there’s padding at the bottom for the lil standers which is nice! compatibility is perfect size. didn’t use the screen protector because it’s not the best but i don’t care abt using it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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Color: Crystal Clear
I recently purchased a Mac Neo protective case, and it has exceeded my expectations. The case fits my laptop perfectly, with precise cutouts that ensure all ports are easily accessible and well-aligned. I especially appreciate the crystal-clear design, which maintains the original look of the device while providing solid protection. The included keyboard cover is a great bonus—it feels comfortable to type on and doesn’t interfere with responsiveness. Overall, the case combines functionality, protection, and aesthetics very well.
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★★★★★ 5
Love this little thing. Totally worth every penny!
Color: White, Color: White
I love this little powerhouse label maker. Totally worth the value and ease of use and functionality. Also I love that I can easily change text size and font very simply while using. I have used it so many times already and I often make a label for something just because it’s easy and fun and makes things feel very organized. Helped me be very organized in my kids homeschool room, with art supplies, my storage drawer cart and my filing cabinet. Definitely worth buying and it comes with a good amount of labels. I’ve purchased another roll since buying it but I’ve labeled a ton of things. Simple, easy to do on your phone and the labels turn out perfect, clear, concise and even.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 25, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Perfect for Organization and Super Efficient
Color: White
I got this label maker because I am going to be a teacher and needed an easy way to label and organize a lot of materials, and it has been perfect for that.
It is very quick and efficient, and I was able to start using it right away without any issues. The labels come out clear, and the whole process is simple and convenient, especially when you have a lot to get done.
I also really like how compact and easy to use it is, which makes it great for both classroom and home organization.
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• Great for organizing classroom materials
• Compact and convenient
• Great value for the price
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This is a great tool if you need to label and organize quickly. I would definitely recommend it, especially for teachers or anyone who likes to stay organized.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 5, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Works wonderfully, I'm obsessed with labeling!
Color: Green
This is super easy to set up and use. I love the color and the size. I didn't want a label maker that needed a whole drawer to live in. The print is great, I love the multiple font options. My only complaint is that the label paper cutter on this actually cuts it too short. So when you go to print the next label it believes there is no paper. For the price point, I'd say absolutely worth the purchase
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