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Beards vs Mullets Hand Towel

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Beards vs Mullets Hand TowelBeards are Cool, Mullets are Not A PSA for Your Bathroom Tired of passive aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs in the past. This design is available on your choice of high quality white cotton towels: Flour Sack 28" x

Beards are Cool, Mullets are Not — A PSA for Your Bathroom

Tired of passive-aggressive arguments about the right way to hang toilet paper? Let this towel do the talking — loudly and hilariously. Featuring the timeless wisdom: Beards are cool (TP over), mullets are not (TP under) — because we all know which one belongs on your face and which one belongs... in the past.

This design is available on your choice of high-quality white cotton towels:
• Flour Sack — 28" x 29":Light, airy, and ready to keep your bathroom classy
• Waffle/Dobby Weave — 15" x 26":Textured, compact, and packs a punch of sass
• Terrycloth — 16" x 30":Soft, sturdy, and boldly opinionated

A few things to know:
• Other towel colors may be available upon request.
• Sizes are approximate and might vary (towels like to keep it casual).
• Wash before use to maximize fluff and fabulousness.
• Thread is polyester and bleach-friendly — your design stays loud and proud.
• Each piece is handmade to order, so no two towels (or toilet paper opinions) are exactly alike.
• Customization beyond towel type or thread color may incur an extra fee.

Let your bathroom decor make the statement you’ve been dying to scream: toilet paper goes over. Always.

Want more brutally honest bathroom truth bombs? Follow Riveting Crafts on Facebook and stock up before the TP runs out.

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Runs a touch larger than other same brand polo's, light and breathable.
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Super ligh, breathable and thin. Stretchy but still leaves room for the dad bod belly and dad bod boobs lol This specific polo runs a bit larger than most of the others by this same company so be aware of that. I am 5'6" - 280lbs and wear a 4xl normally in AZ's but this one fit perfect in a 3xl. Great summer night shirt, just be mindful not to snag it on something and also better to hand wash this as even a gentle cycle has the tendency to cause some damage.
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